Aches and pains

As for me, I would like to hurt less and move faster.

When I complain to your father he says, “You’re doing too much,” and I reply, “I might have known I would get no sympathy from you!” To which his comeback is, “If you won’t take my advice, how can I sympathize?”

I’m sure I’ll feel better after a trip to Richmond. First of all, I won’t be doing any work and second, compared to all the old kvetches there, I’m great!